The first story is from a little while ago. Jason was learning how to say "holy cow". I don't have any idea where he heard this....(his dad. hahaha.) But I was trying to tell him, 'you know it's probably not a good idea to say holy cow.' Of course this didn't really stop him. So I finally said, "Jason we do not say 'holy cow'."
"Holy horsey?" was his reply.
This happened a couple days ago. Jason was playing with Mia at the table and they were making a mess on the floor. I said to Jason, "Uh-oh, I guess you'll have to clean up the mess".
"No, you're going to clean it up" he said.
"How much are you going to pay me?" I asked.
"20 bucks and that's a lot of money" he said.
